i cant listen to the french part in partition bc i ALWAYS have flashback to the time a guy told me to speak french in his ear while we were doin it bc i had said i took 4 years of it when we were flirtin and he thought that meant i was good and i just said apple juice in french and he came
2013 was five years ago let that sink in
i had to check the fucking date
the uterus contracts its blood supply to kill off the inner most layer of the uterus and people survive a week of that.
if you cut off the supply to a ball sack by twisting the nuts around you kill the person
who’s got weak junk now.
you’re joking right
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
A fucking butterfly in a goddamn cabbage patch. Fucking stupid Year 9 English shit!
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
six word autobiography: “fuck goddamnit i fucked up so bad”
guys i specifically made that sentence seven words long so someone could comment “but thats seven words” and i could say “fuck i did it again i fucked up” so we could all have a good laugh but no one said it. yall fucked up. i fucked up because i assumed yall wouldnt fuck up. everythings fucked up
Does anyone else have like several songs that they love but are constantly skipping because the atmosphere has to be just right and you have to be able to completely immerse yourself in it for those few minutes without any distractions